I'm going to be very optimistic here in my predictions: I know these things haven't happened yet, but I want to predict how the pundits will "report" them if they do happen.
The top 10 headlines we'll see on November 5:
- 10. Veto-proof Democratic Senate majority portends long era of conservative progress.
- 9. Voters offer stinging rebuke to radical liberal agenda.
- 8. Now we'll REALLY be able to blame Democrats for everything bad that happens.
- 7. Utah and Wyoming constitute ruling Republican voting bloc.
- 6. Obama to follow in Reagan's footprints.
- 5. Nation's African Americans disappointed that only 95% of them voted for first major black candidate for president.
- 4. People's wishes stymie Democratic party.
- 3. Liberal media biased and off-base like usual.
- 2. Delusional left-wing bloggers humiliated.
- 1. Obama victory in presidential race good for McCain.
(We all know that Republicans' spin gets reported as news.)
Now I'm going donate more money to the DCCC, so that we may actually SEE these headlines.